Rare newborn albino Pygmy Marmoset monkeys perch on a zookeeper's fingers at Froso Zoo in Ostersund, Sweden August 22, 2006. The Pygmy Marmoset, which lives in the upper Amazon basin in South America, is the world's smallest monkey and reaches 35 cm (13.7 inches) in length and weighs up to 100 grams (3.5 ounces) at maturity. Picture taken August 22, 2006. NO ARCHIVES NO SALES REUTERS/Froso Zoo/Handout (SWEDEN)
The clock of life is wound but once,
And no man has the power
To tell just when the hands will stop
At late or early hour.
Now is the only time you own.
Live, love, toil with a will.
Place no faith in time.
For the clock may soon be still.
I like this picture of the people admiring the moon in Athens, Greece.
Looks sort of like a snow globe, doesn't it?
Mel Gilson from Hunk to Drunk
Look at this man made island in Dubai that is shaped like a Palm. And check out the slideshow "Dubai's Palm Jumeirah"
In this photo released by the Nakheel Development, construction goes on at Jumeira Palm Island in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, July 10, 2006. With 14,000 laborers toiling day and night, the first of Dubai's three palm-shaped islands is just four months away from its first residents moving in, the developer says. (AP Photo/Nakheel Development, HO)
The full article can be found here.
DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to
go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But,
whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I
REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, just
as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
See men, they never listen!
During these serious times people of all faiths should
remember these 4 religious truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen
people
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader
of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
Oh I want one! I want one! I am having cuteness overload this month.
Seems they have a "Green Acres" kind of cult following.......
O.K. I love pigs and I think I could die of cuteness. Look at these pigs beating the heat with "iced lollies" full of veggies!!
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