How Smart is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind.
And you will keep trying at least 50 more
times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.
1. While sitting at your desk,
lift your right foot off the floor and make
2. Now, while doing this,
draw the number "6" in the air with your right
hand. Your foot will change direction.
I told you!! And there's nothing you can do about it!
Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60Minutes.
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a care what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends.
A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage,
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
> Lesson One...
> An eagle was sitting on a tree - resting...doing nothing. A small rabbit
> saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing"?
> The eagle answered, "Sure, why not"? So, the rabbit sat on the ground
> below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on
> the rabbit and ate it.
> Management Lesson...To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
> very, very high up.
> Lesson Two...
> A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
> the top of that tree; but, I haven't got the energy", sighed the turkey.
> "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?", replied the
> bull..."they're packed with nutrients". The turkey pecked at a lump of
> dung and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest
> branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he
> reached the second branch. Finally, on the fifth day, he found himself
> proudly perched at the top. There, he was promptly spotted by a farmer
> who shot him out of the tree.
> Management Lesson...B.S. might get you to the top; but, it won't
> keep you there.
> Lesson Three...
> A little bird was flying South for the winter. It was so cold, the
> bird's wings froze and he fell to the ground in a large field. While he
> was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the
> frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how
> warm it was.The dung was actually thawing him out! The bird lay there
> all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy A passing cat heard
> the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
> discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out
> and ate him.
> Management Lessons..
> 1.) Not everyone who poops on you is an enemy.
> 2.) Not everyone who gets you out of poop is your friend.
> 3.) And, when you're in deep poop it's best to keep your mouth shut!!!
> This concludes your two-minute management course...
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right--including me.
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister. Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? (Give this some thought before you answer.)
Scroll down for answer...
Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychop ath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off of my e-mail list unless that will tick you off, then I'll just be extra nice to you from now on. Be sure to share the test!
Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one man or one woman can do against the
enormous array of the world's ills. It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human
history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or strikes out against injustice, or acts to improve the lot of others, he sends a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current which can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance.
-Robert F. Kennedy